Sit and Lose

Capybara who sat through every red candle and still won’t get up. I don’t cut losses, I just adjust the chair angle. If I never move, it technically isn’t a realized loss.

Capy Chair Tilt Simulator

Down Bad Zen

Portfolio red? Lower brightness → emotions fixed.

Idle Trading Discipline

Financial advice: sit, sip, scroll charts, do nothing.

Sleep Through Volatility

The market can stay irrational longer than you can stay awake.

Chair-Adjusted Cost Basis

Leaning back by 15°? Boom — emotional breakeven.

Sit Endurance Meter

FAQ

Why is the capybara always sitting?

Because movement = realizing losses.

Does $SITL encourage laziness?

No — it encourages strategic non-action.

What’s the utility?

A perfectly calibrated angle of denial.